Ho Ho Ho? and other offensive shit

I'm sorry, but I'm definitely not offended when Santa rings out with his HO HO HO.

What's with all of you peoples??!! Please please get a life. He doesn't say Ha Ha Ha, it's Ho Ho Ho. Don't know about you, but no one's called me a ho lately. Pretty soon you'll want him to slim down because he's offensive to fat people (oops, I shouldn't say the f word - sorry, overweight people).

What does offend me is the latest Burger King commercial showing angry moms wanting to 'off' the king because he makes a sandwich that's better than theirs are. Now that is truly offensive. Why would anyone make a commercial with violent moms wanting to kill someone - never mind that it's over a stupid sandwich. What are we trying to teach our kids. No, it's NOT funny!! Now that's offensive.